Well, first and foremost, the "Payphone" music video answers the most important question surrounding Maroon 5's latest single: Why the hell is Adam Levine using a payphone in the year 2012? The answer is simple: Adam's cell was destroyed in the explosion when his car blew up after he was driving away from the cops and caused them all to get into a huge car accident with each other after he stole a car on the run after he was mistaken by the police for a bank robber after he and some hot bank employee escaped from the bank in the midst of a robbery after Adam stole one of their guns and got into a huge firefight. Oh, and Wiz Khalifa is there too.

Makes sense. Thanks for explaining, Adam.