In our continuing quest to report on every single one of Chris Brown's online actions, Popdust is proud to tell you that Brown, fresh off his infamous Instagram embrace with Rhanna, is now on vacation in Amsterdam in advance of his show at the Ziggo Dome this week. Like any good world traveller of the 21st century, Brown is incessantly Instagramming all of the local culture he is sampling. And, as we learned with Lady Gaga, when popstars think of Amsterdam they think one thing: pot.
Knowing Brown's affinity for the social media and smoking marijuana, it's not surprising that he would chose to document himself indulging in a little recreational herb. But what is surprising, though, is exactly how many photos Chris Brown snapped of himself smoking—a whopping 17 in one night. Here they are, in order:
FIRST, THE INGREDIENTS:
THEN CAME THIS FISH-EYE SELFIE:
THEN SOME CREW SHOTS. GOTTA SPREAD THE LOVE!
WAIT, WHO'S THIS GUY? AND HOW DID CHRIS BROWN GET A FISHEYE ON HIS IPHONE ANYWAY?
SOMEONE'S A KELVIN FAN:
WHICH WAY IS UP?
BUDDY STARINO HUNG OUT...
...BUT COULDN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER:
LOOK AT ALL THOSE EFFING WATCHES:
THEN CHRIS BROWN JUST STARTING INSTAGRAMMING HIS BUDDIES' EYES:
SERIOUSLY, ALL OF THEM:
FINALLY, THE MAN HIMSELF:
Shockingly, this is the least offensive thing Chris Brown has done online all year.