Talk about a Miley-stone!

The day after we post a Miley Cyrus short-shorts retrospective, she outdoes herself. These are—and we've done the research—the shortest shorts the maybe engaged star has ever worn.

 

 

The whole outfit is pretty perfect really. The backwards flat brim cap. The hooker heels. The shirt advocating the three things kids should never do.

The real question is: Where the eff is she going dressed like this? If this is just her "Gas Pumpin' Outfit," we're dying to see what she wears to the car wash.