You guys saw that Is-He-Joking-Definitely-But-Maybe-Not message of love that Jim Carrey left for young Emma Stone, right? Well, so did Kathy Griffin, who decided that the time was now right to live a similar such message for her young'n of choice, 17-year-old phenom Justin Bieber. Whereas Carrey played his video almost entirely straight, however, Griffin can't resist taking things a little too literally ("I would marry you...that's actually not true. It's messy, Justin, there's a distribution of assets...we would just go steady") and making a few self-deprecating shots at herself ("I have lines...like, under my ass, even, at this point...")

The funniest part, of course? The sex. "WHOOO! It's gonna be...WEEE-IIIRRD!" Griffin promises. Appreciate the honesty, Kathy.

For lots more pics, videos and up-to-the-second dish on Justin, be sure to check out his Popdust Artist Page.