Looks like we'll soon get to see the intricacies of those marathon dates between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian that have been strategically splashed across the gossip pages over the last month. Because the livelihood of the latter depends on cameras following her every move, searching for something remotely endearing in the mundane aspects her life, her boyfriend and PR accessory will most certainly be included. "I want to show my life," Kardashian told E!'s Marc Malkin on Monday, explaining that the hip-hop icon will appear on upcoming episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. "If we are having dinner and he does show up, I'm sure we're not going to go, 'Stop the cameras!'" We were under the impression Kim didn't know cameras had a "pause" button, but we're actually looking forward to summits at the Calabasas compound between Kanye and Kris Jenner, in which the equally opinionated duo discusses the meaning of life.
Yeezy and Keezy (?) have previously worked together on the (failed) television program Alligator Boots, West's personal creation intended for Comedy Central. While this 2005 project featured puppets and live-action Kim in a Princess Leia outfit, don't expect anything too krazy from this Kanye-infused seventh season of Kardashians: "I'm not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do," Kim said. "It's not going to be like that." Eh, you might want to check with DONDA's list of upcoming projects to be sure. As for 'Ye, may he make it through his first reality show without meeting the same fate as those who have come before him (Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries), and without signing Bruce Jenner to G.O.O.D. Music. We know it's tempting.