Look, everyone, it's a field guide to identifying "Mr. Know It All" when it inevitably leaks before the 30th! (Sorry, Kelly. Easy jokes must be made.) In lieu of sprinkling pieces of "Mr. Know It All" throughout the major Internet portals like Lady Gaga did, she scanned a handwritten document. How analog.

Before you're either over- or underwhelmed, it's always a bad idea to judge songs on lyrics alone, especially when--using "Born This Way" as an example again only because it fits so well--they're not "message songs." Lyrics are one component of the whole, and many argue that they're the least important component. (See: anyone who likes music because it "has a good beat.") This is strictly for memorization/news cycle purposes. That doesn't keep us from our "Miss Independent" nostalgia. Perhaps she and Mr. Know It All should meet!

Full lyrics:

Mr. Know It All

Well ya think you know it all

But ya don’t know a thing at all

Ain’t it something y’all

When somebody tells you something bout you

Think that they know you more than you do

So you take it down another pill to swallow

Mr. Bring Me Down

Well ya like to bring me down, don’t ya

But I ain’t laying down

Baby I ain’t going down

Can’t nobody tell me how it’s gonna be

Nobody’s gonna make a fool out of me

Baby you should know that I lead not follow

(Chorus)

Oh you think that you know me

that’s why I’m leaving you lonely

Cause baby you don’t know a thing about me

You don’t know a thing about me

You ain’t got the right to tell me

When and where to go, no right to tell me

Acting like you own me lately

Yeah baby you don’t know a thing about me

You don’t know a thing about me

Mr. Play Your Games

Only got yourself to blame

When you want me back again

But I ain’t fallin back again

Cause I’m livin’ my truth without your lies

Let’s be clear baby, this is goodbye

I ain’t comin’ back tomorrow

(Chorus)

So what, you’ve got the world at your feet

And you know everything about everything

But you don’t

You still think I’m comin’ back but baby you’ll see

(Chorus)

Mr. Know It All

Well ya think you know it all

But ya don’t know a thing at all

Yeah baby you don’t know a thing about me

You don’t know a thing about me