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Here is what Lady Gaga is crying about:

The cover of "Born This Way" is performed by a ten-year-old Filipina-Canadian girl named Maria, who lists among her interests "polka dots," "Despicable Me! (It's so fluffy!)" and "music that settles in the beginning but then BAM!"  (She is not wrong!)  Gaga had to get up extra-early this morning to dress like a "ribbed for her pleasure" condom on Good Morning America, so she may have been a bit overly emotional, but if this is the future, then the future is totally adorable.