Sad news: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken off their nine-month engagement. The pair's four year relationship survived a major haircut and one creepy Jonas Brothers song, as well as various rumors both happy and sad. But they could not manage to overcome Liam's possible-cheating scandal, and so now they have parted.
UPDATE: Or not! E! News is saying that the split is just a rough patch. Now that they've chosen a new Pope, expect all the weight of the world's attention to move to solving the mystery of whether or not Cyrus and Hemsworth are done for good.
Let us not dwell on this loss. Instead, let's remember the good times, the brief moments when two very rich and famous young people were able to find a few years of solace from the unending loneliness that consumes us all. Onto the happy memories!
TOURING LIAM'S NATIVE LAND:
HELPING OUT ELTON JOHN'S AIDS FOUNDATION:
UNABLE TO KEEP THEIR ARMS OFF EACH OTHER IN 2010:
SHARING A LAUGH WITH MUHAMMAD ALI (NOT PICTURED):
SHARING A LAUGH WITH MUHAMMAD ALI (CENTER):
BRINGING SOME OLD HOLLYWOOD GLAMOR TO THE OSCARS:
RELAXING AT THE AFTERPARTY:
GETTING ALL KISSY WHILE FILMING THE LAST SONG:
SHOWING OFF THEIR PUPPY LOVE ON INSTAGRAM:
CELEBRATING FAMOUS AUSTRALIANS:
LOOKING CUTE IN CUT-OUTS:
EXPERIMENTING WITH FACIAL HAIR (WELL, ONE OF THEM):
SPREADING CHRISTMAS CHEER (THE DOG DIDN'T GET ANY):
CELEBRATING THEIR NEW TANS:
LOOKING GOOD AT THE LAST SONG PREMIERE:
TAKING A MOMENT TO MOCK MILEY'S PANTS:
SHOWING OFF THEIR SHEER BEAUTY (GET IT??):
SHARING A TENDER BEACHSIDE EMBRACE:
WE'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THE COUPLE AT THE HAPPIEST, AT THE PREMIERE OF THE FILM THAT BROUGHT THEIR LOVE INTO THE WORLD: