Rihanna surprised fans with an extra gift during her show in Lisbon, Portugal on Saturday, leaving her mark in a nearby trashcan. No need to start searching for her pants, as this is not the kind of souvenir one wants to keep. Rihanna professed her love for the Lisbon crowd and their contribution to "What's My Name?" before quickly exiting stage right to relieve herself. Fans weren't entirely sure why she skipped out before song's end—thankfully her dancers and the recorded version of the track picked up the slack—until RiRi revealed all on Twitter:
@SuchAF_cKnLADY yep! i ran off stage to throw up, halfway thru Whats My Name...made it back juuuust in time for RudeBoy— Rihanna (@rihanna) December 17, 2011
Still, "PORTUGAL tonight was LEGENDARY!!!" We'd like to believe Rihanna's vomit looked like this, but are realizing it probably looked like this. Saturday's episode comes after she was hospitalized in October and forced to cancel a concert in Sweden, and continuous rumors of exhaustion so fierce only Beyonce's soothing voice can help bring her back to her happy place. So was she drunk? Is she pregnant? Did she just eat some bad pre-show sushi? We're sure the rumormill already has its theories. While the video below doesn't contain any actual vomit footage—gross, you sickos—viewers should beware: the cameraman's unsteady hand has the ability to make anyone queasy.