At long last—after like a couple of hours—we've got our hands on the Hank Williams Jr. dis track, his retort to being exposed on FOX News and consequently excommunicated from ESPN's Monday Night Football. The song is a version of an older cut called "Keep the Change," which song sees Williams claiming that he'll hold on to his freedom, guns, money, religion, big V8 (like the veggie drink?), friends, Christian name and privacy while y'all can "keep the Change."

In the new edit, Williams lashes out at FOX News ("Ask for my opinion / Then twist it all around / Supposed to be talkin' about my father's new CD / Well, two can play that gotcha game, just wait and see") and ESPN ("Cause Bocephus and all his rowdy friends—and his song—is out of there!") specifically, and claims the USSA (the "United Socialist States of America") to be "goin' down the drain." Aww, c'mon Hank. Real Steel probably isn't that bad.

You can sign up on his website to download the new version of the song via e-mail, though now it's on YouTube as well, and for the perversely curious, we have all the lyrics, courtesy of Deadspin, with the new verse in bold:

I'll keep my freedom

I'll keep my guns

Try to keep my money

And my religion too

Try to keep on workin'

Try to keep on smilin'

I will keep my Christian name and y'all can keep the change

I'll keep my heroes

Pictures on the wall

I'll keep my family safe

You're [something] when I call

I'm gonna keep my big V8

Keep my friends the same

Keep the government outta my business

And y'all can keep the change

This country sure as hell been goin' down the drain

We know what we need

We know who to blame

United Socialist States Of America

How do you like that name?

I'll keep the U.S.A. and y'all can keep the change

So Fox & Friends

Wanna put me down

Ask for my opinion

Then twist it all around

Supposed to be talkin' about my father's new CD

Well, two can play that gotcha game, just wait and see

Don't tread on me!

This country sure as hell been goin' down the drain

We know what we need

We know who to blame

United Socialist States Of America

Don't you just love that name?

I'll keep the U.S.A. and y'all can keep the change

I'll keep the U.S.A. and y'all can keep the change

Yeah, you can keep Fox & Friends and ESPN outta yer homes, too! 'Cause Bocephus and all his rowdy friends—and his song—is out of there!