Katy Perry is going to India and packed some regrettable tweets. Fortunately, she packed something else, something not regrettable at all: this Bollywood-style remix of "California Gurls," commissioned for her show by Jack O.A.T., a longtime friend of Perry's collaborators.
The track isn't quite a mashup--the non-"Gurls" parts are original compositions--but the video is, intercutting Katy's "oh wow, all this candy is turning me into a living pinup" video with dance scenes from actual Bollywood movies. (YouTube, in its infinite if erratic wisdom, has a list of all ten.) So much dancing! And so much to emulate after you've heard the first few seconds and probably for a long time after. Watch below.