Quick! What development on The X Factor could the Hollywood Reporter possibly call a bombshell announcement? Sudden cancellation? Sudden expansion to every damn day of the week? Cheryl Cole showing up draped in a British flag and handing out ice cream to coat all the contestants' throats so they can't sing? Nope! Just that tomorrow's show will eliminate 5 of the 17 remaining contestants, leaving an even dozen, and that there won't be a show Wednesday. That's all.

All this carnage (five eliminations! That's... kind of proportional to all the other eliminations!) takes up time, so tomorrow's show will be two and a half hours as opposed to its usual two. After that, things get somewhat back on track. Here's the full schedule, so you can finally--finally--plan your social life or at least DVR more than one day in advance:

Tuesday, Oct. 25 (8:00-10:30 PM), Finalists Revealed (Special Tuesday Airing)

Wednesday, Nov. 2 (8:00-10:00 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Nov. 3 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Wednesday, Nov. 9 (8:00-10:00 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Nov. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Wednesday, Nov. 16 (8:00-10:00 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Nov. 17 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Tuesday, Nov. 22 (8:00-10:00 PM), LIVE Performance Show (Special Tuesday Airing)

Wednesday, Nov. 23 (8:00-9:30 PM), LIVE Results Show (Special Wednesday Airing)

Wednesday, Nov. 30 (8:00-9:30 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Dec. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Wednesday, Dec. 7 (8:00-9:30 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Dec. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Wednesday, Dec. 14 (8:00-9:30 PM), LIVE Performance Show

Thursday, Dec. 15 (8:00-9:00 PM), LIVE Results Show

Wednesday, Dec. 21 (8:00-9:30 PM), LIVE Season Finale, Part 1

Thursday, Dec. 22 (8:00-10:00 PM), LIVE Season Finale, Part 2