We all come with emotional baggage, and with celebrities especially, you have to know when getting into a relationship with someone, it's going to carry certain implications. For dating Kanye West, you have to know you're going to show up in song lyrics, and that you might, on occasion, have to awkwardly sit in the audience while those lyrics are being rapped on stage. For dating Kim Kardashian...well, if you're not cool with being on the E! network at least two hours a day, you should probably go date Kimbra or the chick from Beach House or something instead.
It was only a matter of time, but now the rumors are close to being confirmed that Kim and Kanye—Kimye, if you insist—will indeed be getting their own reality TV spinoff from Keeping Up With the Kardashians. "The cameras will follow the couple as they travel around the world, primarily in London, Paris, Italy and New York," a source reports to HollywoodLife. "Apparently Kanye loves the idea! Kris is hoping Kanye’s famous friends like Jay Z and Beyonce will be ok with being filmed for certain segments." (Cut to a shot of Beyoncé reading the HL article at her brunch table while sipping a mimosa, exclaiming "Oh HELL NAW!!!")
Meanwhile, Kris Humphries re-signs with the New Jersey Nets for two years, $24 million. Sunrise, sunset.