Think Before You ink folks!
Nice eyebrows dude... and those piercings and implanted devil horns are a beautiful and inspired added touch...
Well, at least he's colorful....
Kimberley Vlaminck was just 19-years old when she unwittingly made headlines around the world after emerging from a tattoo parlor with an entire constellation inked on the left side of her face. She initially lied to the press—and her furious parents—insisting she had only requested three stars near her eyes but then fell asleep and discovered way more. She eventually 'fessed up.
How anybody could ever have considered this horrific inking a great idea is beyond our wildest dreams
Punk's not dead dude, indeed....in fact, it's going nowhere, just like those truly dreadful prison-looking tattoos
This self-avowed Teddy Boy really goes the whole hog in his appreciation of Rock 'n roll....
Now, there's having pride in your country and your heritage..... and then....there's this.....oh dear...bless....
Ermmmmm..... that's.....ermmmm.... truly beautiful tattoo work you got there dude..... NOT....
Nothing says love like a really badly tattooed portrait of your kid on your face—nothing also says "don't employ me" like a really badly tattooed portrait of your kid on your face...
Bless him..... just.... bless.....
Oh, here's another crazy Teddy Boy Rock 'n Roll enthusiast... who knew there were so many?
Well, that's one way of ensuring you always have "perfectly styled" eyebrows and mustache.....
oh dear Lord... well, at least if he wears a hat and scarf he can cover the head and neck tattoos.... but we don't have any advice when it comes to those delightful cheek and ear inkings
We have no sympathy at all for this wannabee devil
At the risk of sounding like a mom....which I'm not.... why on EARTH would this guy want to mess up a perfectly handsome face like this? truly terrible!
Somebody's living an only true to life Hangover.... over and over and over every single day for the rest of their lives....
As far as family traditions go, this has got to be one of the dumbest ones known to man....
Gosh, what simply beautiful foliage you have inked all over the side of your face young man....
If tattoos could talk we suspect these two guns would be saying, "we definitely see a life sentence at some point in our near future...."
Oh, where to start? The horrific mullet-esque green-tinged hair? The "POPS" throat tattoo? The F*CK KNOWS WHAT inked all over this poor woman;'s face.... ah, meth! It's a hell of a drug....
It's true kids... tattoos ARE addictive.... once you start you just can't stop... they just creeping up and up your body until.....
Oh you poor, dear, sweet thing.... we cry for you and your stupidity.... (and really really bad tattoos)
he really is a tattoo hating arachnophobe's very worst nightmare....
That smiles gonna disappear pretty damn quick when he gets a chance to finally look in the mirror.....
Well, if nothing else, you've got to admire the willingness to go all out.... as my old gran used to say "if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.."
Well, one thing can be said... at least he loves dogs.... But then so did Hitler interestingly enough....
We're guesing those eyes are going to get much much redder with the tears of regret he's inevitably going to be weeping over the years because of those goddamn awful tattoos...
The only thing real about this poor dude;s tattoos is the real real badness of them... and we mean that aesthetically, not gangsta....
My heart actually goes out to this guy—what terrible terribleness has he obviously suffered in his past? It's all there to see, plain and simple, all over his poor, poor face....he even looks like he's about to burst into tears any moment....
Well, in fainess, you gotts find some way to while away the hours when you're locked up behind bars.....
Truly a thing of Frankenstein-inspired beauty.....
yes, nothing says nut job for life like a badly inked Florida state tattoo on your face....
Indeed..... God Bless America.... yes, indeed....
It's amazing what an impact in the USA that the Russian prison tattoo trend has made....
Just.... speechless really.....
The only good thing to say about the crude, badly drawn, hideous face and neck tattoos is at least they serve some purpose, even if momentarily, to distract your eyes from the horror that is the split tongue...
Well, if ever you are in the mood for a game of checkers and you cant find the board.... this is your guy indeed....
Whereas, this guy.... well, I would never want to invite him around for a game of checkers and a nice cup of tea....
and yeah.... ditto.... pretty much....
Much as I commend, and frequently sympathize with, the message....really feel there's a lot to be said about the method of execution here....
This dude almost looks like he's unaware that's a hideous tattoo crawling over the side of his face and not a real life giant tarantula....once again, I'm blaming it on the me...me....meth....
Nothing like just giving in now is there?
Let's hope this poor dude never has to move up North, or, shudder, to the east side...
This guy really needs to rethink his football obsession... and, while he's at it, get a number of a really decent tattoo removal expert....
Say it like it is DUDE.....
Oh, his poor, poor mother....
Gucci Mane's incarceration at a mental health facility had nothing to do with this hideous ice cream cone tattoo he had inked on his face upon his release… oh noo! His rep explains it's actually "a reminder to fans of how he chooses to live his life. Cool as ice. As in 'I'm so icy, I'll make ya say Brr.'"
I mean, it is rather nice that his sense of Nationalistic pride spurred him to commemorate the Beijing Olympic games across his forehead... right?!!!
Let's just hope for his sake that this dude doesn't sudden have a crisis of conscience that causes him to walk away from his Skin Head beliefs....
Well, at least with this racist piece of shit, what you see is what you get.....
Nothing but nothing says genius like the word (misspelled) emblazoned across your forehead for all eternity....
Ah! The beauty of the penis butterfly head tattoo.... an age old favorite of many....
What is the meaning of the mysterious "15805"? The number of his jail cell perhaps? Well, whatever its true meaning, this dude is going to be reminded of it every single time he looks in the mirror.....
What sane woman hasn't, at one point in her life, wanted to get a really bad pac man tattoo all across the side of her head?!!! C'mon now.....
David Jonathan Winkelman will be reminded of his gullibility ever single day of his life—or at least, every single time he looks in a mirror. The 48-year-old Iowa man had '93 Rock' tattooed across his forehead after hearing a DJ offer a six-figure payout for doing so……Imagine Winkelman's horror when he discovered that the DJ had actually just been joking…. he unsuccessfully tried to sue the station, who has since changed its name to KQCS, Star 93.5 (presumably to distance themselves from moronic listeners such as this)
Ah! The classic, beautiful hangman's noose....
Nothing says serial killer like an axe tattoo next to the eye...
So hipster.... so tragic.... so wrong... on so many levels...
Looks like he just stepped out of a Russian gulag...
Oh dear... oh dear, oh dear...
Gosh... how beautiful....
At least it covers up the six o'clock stubble problem...
I can only imagine how painful this gem must have been...
Ruining a beautiful face like this should be a criminal offense...
Her parents must be just thrilled....
Sadly, this dude won't be forever young....
Well, that's a novel idea to cover up a receeding hairline....
Oh, this poor, poor boy....
well, it's certainly different...
Mmmmmm....well.... ermmm...
Nothing says tragic like a white dude with a Maori tribal tattoo all over his chin....
Jesus never looked so colorful...
Well, at least he left a little space for later.....
just waiting for the inevitable bad spider tattoo....
This almost brings us to tears too....
A face that just screams life in prison....
Saving the very best for last....
I don't know which makes this person more approachable, the embedded horn bumps or the tattooed eyeballs...
