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The movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey is shaping up to be more like 50 Shades of Boring—thanks to a distinct lack of chemistry between Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, and Dakota's apparent unsexiness.

Reshoots are taking place to try and inject some passion into the seriously boring love scenes - in a movie that is supposed to be absolutely sizzling-hot.

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A source tells US Weekly:

Dakota isn't coming off sexy enough. [Anastasia Steele] needs to be naive, not a dishrag

A rep for Universal Pictures is desperately pooh-poohing the reports, saying everything is perfect and fans have no need to worry.

"No one should question the heat or intensity of our actors," the rep says.

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Does anyone else think we have another Showgirls disaster coming for us?

There is absolutely nothing about this production that promises anything even slightly sexy - sorry Dakota!