It had to happen at some point—a woman was arrested in Sinaloa, Mexico, for getting her jollies on while watching 50 Shades of Grey.
According to La Verdad, the 33-year-old was spotted "pleasuring herself" by fellow patrons in the small, dark theater and police were called.
She was sitting in row 12, for those interested.
The unlucky madam then got exactly what she wanted....as cops hauled her off in handcuffs. Hopefully her name will never be released, because if it is this will follow her around FOREVER.
We assume she has been banned from that particular theater. Honestly, how obvious must she have been for people to see/hear her in a place like that, with the sound so loud?
And did she, or did she not, order a hot dog from the concession stand?
Shudder...
Let’s start with Jeremy Meeks, who really put hot criminals on the map when he was arrested for felony weapons charge. He is married, but luckily for you, there are other felony fish in the sea.
This guy was charged with Possession of Marijuana and DUI, so he’s not that dangerous.
Clearly shying away from the camera, this hottie was charged with DUI and refusing to take a breath test.
If you like more hardcore criminals, this dude with the impressive neck tattoos, was arrested and charged for robbery.
This facial tattooed criminal was charged with Marijuana possession/use and drug paraphernalia possession/use in Arizona.
For the more clean cut gals, this seemingly preppy perp was charged with non-violent burglary 2nd degree and grand larceny over $10,000.
This pretty boy was merely charged with being drunk in public.
He may look like just another hottie, but this dude was charged with grand theft and burglary of an unoccupied structure.
This poor pot smoker was charged with controlled substance possession, marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.
This dude, who was charged with felony possession of cocaine, doesn’t look too happy, does he?
But this guy really looks happy about being charged with driving under the influence of drugs.
He may have an innocent looking face, but this guy was charged with three counts of unlawful breaking and entering a motor vehicle as well as three counts of third degree theft of property.
This hottie hipster got busted for vandalism.
He may look like just another bearded douche, but homeboy was charged with a whopping SIX felony counts of probation violation on the original charge of burglary.
It’s unclear what happened to his shirt, but this buff man was busted for burglary and property damage.
This cutie was charged with disorderly conduct.
He may be cute, but he will probably steal more than your heart with his second-degree burglary charge.
Conspiracy to commit a felony, larceny, property damage, possession of stolen property, and false pretense are just a few of fella’s charges.
He may have a cute smile, but with a charge like grand theft under his belt, you may want to watch your possessions when he is around.
Mom and dad may not approve. This dude was charged with a slew of sins, including felony theft, burglary, furnishing false information to police, possession of a fire arm by a felon, county hold and possession of drugs/alcohol in a public park.
If you loved Breaking Bad, you may like this guy, who was charged with not only possession of meth, but also intent to sell!
