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Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love?
This week we shine the spotlight on Meet Single Firefighters
Slogan: Look through thousands of profiles and personals of single firefighters and choose the one that most appeals to you for dating!
This time around, I went deep undercover as a horny chick who wants a fireman, and if you don't have ten minutes to read my review, it's basically just a lot of bad fire puns.
Sometimes i just phone it in. This was one of those times.
But to be fair, I kinda feel like Meet Single Firefighters is kinda phoning it in too.
There's only like 5 members, and I uploaded my profile pic on Monday. It's still not up. Look!
If you don't have anything better to do with your time, proceed and see if I found someone to stop, drop, and roll with.
HOT TO NOT RATIO: There were like 5 people on the site.
BEST PICK UP LINE: "It's long, hard, pumps like a bastard, and that's just the truck!"
WORST PICK UP LINE: "Wanna slide down my pole?"
NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 5
HOTTEST GUY dating reviews meet single firefighters
His Approach/Chat Up Line: He's a paramedic. Mouth to mouth is a sure thing.
Conversation Skills: He'd appreciate someone who can actually hold a conversation.
Closing Skills: Seems to be doing very well with that giraffe.
GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE: dating reviews meet single firefighters
His Approach/Chat Up Line: Imsouglee.
Conversation Skills/Rapport: He's really not, especially with the Tom Selleck 'stache in full effect.
Closing skills: Burn baby, burn.
WEIRDEST GUY: dating reviews meet single firefighters
His Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm both simple and complex." And I'm both turned off and not turned on.
Conversation Skills/Rapport: Wants a woman to kiss him right in the parking lot.
Closing Skills: Won't settle for lukewarm.
HELLS TO THE NO: dating reviews meet single firefighters
His Approach/Chat Up Line: my name is andrew, and Im 21 years old and I currently work as a fire fighter for the us forest service. Im a shy guy but I will open up once I get to know the person . so if want to know anything else just hit me up.
Conversation Skills/Rapport: If you want to know anything else, hit him up.
Closing Skills: Packing a fire hose. But then I guess, they all are.
BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: dating reviews meet single firefighters
Since the fireman options were so limited, I did not go on a date this week. I did however, compile a list of the top ten fire oriented songs, in no particular order.
10. Burning For You—Blue Oyster Cult
9.Light My Fire—The Doors
8. The Roof Is On Fire—Rock Master Scott and The Dynamic Three
7. Fire Woman—The Cult
6. We Didn't Start the Fire—Billy Joel
5. Playing With Fire—The Rolling Stones
4. Set Fire To The Rain—Adele
3. Sex On Fire—Kings Of Leon
2. Disco Inferno—The Trammps
1. Burn—Ellie Goulding
SUMMARY dating reviews meet single firefighters
Better to have a week of online dating end without any burning sensations.
And so my quest for love continues.....