After studying 15,000 penises around the world, researches can now tell us everything we want (and don't want) to know about size.
Men, get your rulers out!
According to the study published in the British Journal of Urology International, the average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters.) The average circumference of an erect penis is 4.59 inches (11.66 centimeters.)
Co-author Dr. Gordon Muir said the study was conducted in part to reassure men that they are normal:
Many men live lives of misery and shame, or undergo harmful and unproven interventions, due to a false belief they are abnormal.
Awww. Let them worry about cellulite, breast size, stretch marks and the gap between the thighs. Is that too mean? People without penises can be so bitchy.
The study also found that there is no link between race and penis size, nor shoe size and penis size. Uh huh, sure.
Anyway men, unless you're way under or over these measurements, forget about your dicks and get back to work.