We need this on pay-per-view.
A witness and exhibit list filed by Heard's lawyer on Monday cites purported evidence that Johnny Depp was abusive to Heard throughout their marriage.
Heard is seeking a permanent restraining order against Depp.
Meanwhile, Depp's lawyers have submitted a list of almost two dozen witnesses to back up his claim that Heard is lying about domestic abuse.
Why can't we have this battle on pay-per-view? The proceeds could go to either a charity for abuse victims or a PSA warning against marrying gold-diggers. Or both!
Amber's evidence includes photos of injuries she sustained before she filed for divorce, medical records relating to a prior incident of domestic violence, and, mysteriously, a photo 'of Petitioner holding pills in hand on August 19, 2014.'
Her witnesses include two close friends and a psychologist who will testify about 'characteristics and traits of victims of domestic violence.'
But Depp is locked and loaded for trial, according to TMZ.
Depp's witnesses include the 2 responding officers from the night Amber says Johnny attacked her. Both will testify they saw no evidence of injury nor was anything broken in the loft. Two security guards at the unit will also testify that Depp didn't strike Heard.
The housekeeper will testify, as will Amber's publicist, both of whom will presumably support Depp's claim of innocence.
Exhibits in Depp's defense will include Amber's arrest record for domestic violence against her girlfriend back in 2009, and records about the Australian dog smuggling case. (Don't ask.)
Most exciting of all these tidbits is a SECRET PHOTO that Depp's lawyers will reveal in court. Legal docs explain:
For privacy reasons, this exhibit is being served on petitioners [Amber and team] and will be supplied to the court at the time of hearing.
Ooooh, please, we need to see this! What kind of photo would prove Amber is lying? A picture of her beating up Johnny?
Admit you're excited.
Either he's a violent drug addict or she's a scheming gold digger. But the moral remains: Get A Fucking Prenup!
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