Crestfallen after realizing that Justin Bieber‘s alleged egging attack and Miami drag race arrest will not be sufficient to get him deported — or even thrown in jail, American citizens are taking the matter into their own hands, petitioning the White House to have the Biebs deported back to his native Canada and his green card revoked!

So far, more than 40,000 people have signed the petition at the White House’s We The People portal.

“We the people of the United States … would like to see the dangerous, destructive, and drug abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked,” the petition states. “He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

“If a petition gets enough support, White House staff will review it, ensure it’s sent to the appropriate policy experts, and issue a response," according to The White House.

The organizers behind the petition are hoping that if they reach their goal of 100,000 signatures, President Obama will have to take notice.

Well, it's not like he has anything more pressing or important to deal with right now.....