Amy Schumer is fast becoming one of our most beloved comedians, because she is so gloriously fearless (and filthy!).
The stand up star was performing at Night of Too Many Stars and her observations about the ridiculous standards of beauty placed on women in the entertainment industry was spot on.
"In L.A. my arms register as legs," joked Amy, saying she was glad the fundraiser was taking place in New York because she is "too disgusting" for L.A. "They're like, 'What is that octopus walking around?'"
Amy also revealed how she was asked to lose weight TO PLAY HERSELF in a movie she wrote - but instead of getting upset, decided she must be pretty damn hot anyway (damn straight!).
"Maybe I don't need to do anything," she pondered. "They asked me to star in a movie. Am I maybe gorgeous? I think every girl has this sneaking suspicion, but then my stunt double was a guy."
Oh, Amy. Watch the video!