She wrestled with the issue of whether to show them, she confides in an interview with the New York Times, and if you believe that you're probably interested in some diet pills from Dr. Oz.
Of course she's going to show them because she herself wrote the bathtub scene where they will be revealed!
Or as she puts it in the interview,
Like, you can’t change or cut this scene because you've had a mastectomy, or because we're married and people are going to analyze this or that. That would be cheating.
And there is no cheating for Angie, not at all, except for that one time when Brad was married but that wasn't cheating per se, that was just, you know.
Anyway, without wishing to express too clinical an interest in the huge Jolie boobs, one wonders if they will float in the bathtub like too giant bath toys. Or will they bob up and down? Or, will their heft prevent her from getting out of the tub without Brad's help?
You know what, I'm just glad she's doing this for all the woman who might have cancer or don't have cancer or once had cancer, and all the men who have eyeballs.
Long live Angelina Jolie and the joy she brings to all of us, refugees and movie-goers alike!