Anna, for the love of God, this is what we've been trying to tell you!
Maybe, like Dorothy at the end of Wizard of Oz, Anna had to learn it herself.
I think if we just remain deeply tasteful and just put deeply tasteful people on the cover, it would be a rather boring magazine! Nobody would talk about us. It's very important that people do talk about us.
Well, okay then! Point made. We did talk about it. We were disgusted. Then, Anna goes one step further:
I hope another Kim Kardashian comes along this year!
No no no, don't say that, Anna, don't even think it! Isn't there already one too many?
I hope Kanye isn't too heartbroken to learn Wintour's true feelings about him, as he has gone to the trouble of immortalizing her in his song Theraflu :
Dinner with Anna Wintour, racin’ with Anja Rubik
I told you muhfuckers it was more than the music
In the projects one day to Project Runway,
We done heard all that loud-ass talkin’, we used to it.