The Making Of Our New De-Facto First Lady
Becoming Ivanka Trump was a triumph of plastic surgery and elocution training that we can all feel good about.
If Ivanka could do it, so can we!
If nature didn't give us the face or body of a beauty queen, a rich parent can always make things right. If nature also forgot to give us a rich parent, I don't know, apparently 'hard work' is a good ethic to live by.
Perhaps hard work can fund the surgeries if we can land the right job, notwithstanding our small bustline and bumpy nose.
Now don't get mad. We are not here to shame Ivanka, but to praise her!
She is the national It-Girl that political commentators can't stop drooling over. She is poised, confident, regal, glowing. and, as she said in her speech at the RNC, she is ready to work by her father's side to make America Great Again!
Ivanka has always been the apple of her daddy's eye, and why not?
Where her mother Ivana didn't measure up in the end to the Donald's exacting standards, Ivanka was ready to be molded into something more pleasing.
After going to the finest schools, Ivanka found work as a model and a jewelry designer. In college, she dated the sons of two billionaires and at the time, she confided in an interview,
if you want to enter a serious relationship, I think it's very important that your special someone has his finances under control. Otherwise, how can you even contemplate a future with him?
Ivanka Trump is currently Executive Vice President of Development & Acquisitions at the Trump Organization and has her own line of fashion items. Most of the items are manufactured outside of the US, because...it's just cheaper, alright? It's not her fault.
Ivanka has three adorable children and she meditates twice a day.
She is just about perfect.
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While her father once expressed regret that he couldn't date her, Ivanka thinks the world of him.
Vanity Fair has called her 'the de-facto First Lady' and that's just a teeny bit weird, given the fact that the role normally goes to the candidate's wife.
Ivanka will be a wonderful De-Facto First Lady, so let's all be grateful. If she can keep her dad happy, the rest of us just might get to live without the scary prospect of Word War III.
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The song is loud and braggadocios, and as police assault innocent protestors across the country, YG once again says what's exactly on our mind.
As protests swell across the country demanding an end to police brutality and justice for the murder of George Floyd, YG once again releases a protest song in line with the current political climate.
YG - FTP (Official Audio) www.youtube.com
It's time to study.
Now that you've flooded Instagram with photos of black squares, it's time to hunker down for some real activism.
If you're a white person, you're sitting on top of about four centuries of institutionalized racism. In the wake of George Floyd's murder by police and countless Black Lives Matter protests across the nation, it's time to show up—with your body, with your voice, and with your brain.