After he picked his jaw up off the floor following her World Humanitarian Day performance at the UN, Anderson Cooper has recruited Beyoncé to help promote the upcoming season of his daytime talk show and its new live format. As a scheduled guest on Anderson on Monday September 10, Beyoncé is promising to help spread the word, and improve Cooper's roster of party tricks. "Are you gonna dance?" she asks, in what we believe is a serious tone—because our hope is that Beyoncé is the kind of nurturer who believe anyone and everyone should dance like no one is watching, regardless of how spastic and awkward they may be. "Uh, um, I don't know about that," he responds, igniting a cheesy, super-size grin from Bey, who then concludes that she'll "absolutely" lend him some pointers. Did you hear that, world? The Grammy-winning wife of Jay-Z will soon instruct a recently out journalist who spends much of his time getting pelted by hurricanes, to dance, dance, dance. If this isn't must-see television, then I've been spending too much time watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Can someone please create a composite DVD collection of all celebrities teaching uncoordinated, less famous friends how to do trendy dance moves? Feels like a no-brainer to me.