Beyoncé announced that she's pregnant with twins this afternoon via Instagram.
Congratulations to Mrs. and Mr. Knowles on this happy announcement. The babies (plural of baby) will likely be born at some point in 2017, but what will Jay Z and 'yoncé name their new children?
We asked the entire Popdust staff what they think Beyoncé and Jay Z will name their offspring – here's what they said.
"Pineapple" and "Lighthouse"
It's no shock that celebs like to give their kids weird names – Blanket Jackson, Moon Unit Zappa, Apple Paltrow. Why wouldn't Bey and Jay go the same route? Their firstborn is named Blue Ivy, for crying out loud. Pineapple Lighthouse kind of sounds like it's Spongebob Squarepants' own private domicile and he will not be harassed, bitch.
Babmoo and Mackrel
I'm not sure why Beyoncé and Jay would name their children after misspelled bamboo trees and misspelled fish, but Popdust staff member Alex predicted that this is what they would name their children.
Aayoncé and Ceyoncé
It might make more sense if she had two sisters, one older and one younger, and her parents had named them this.
#SaltBae and Howbowdah
Meme based baby names are the future, folks!
Baobab and Ricecake
I do not know why people think Beyonce is going to name her children after food and plants and things. I just asked everyone what they thought and this is what they told me.
Dwayne and Dwayne
This is Dwayne, he works in our office. If Beyoncé has any common sense, she'll name both of the twins after Dwayne, regardless of their gender.