This is worse than all of the following: reports that Big Boi and suddenly-ubiquitous Andre 3000 have started to record again; the entirety of Sir Lucious Left Foot; losing to the rapper in Words with Friends; not being charged with drug possession.

The details: Miami police arrested Big Boi, real name Antwan Patton, on Sunday and charged him with illegal possession of Viagra and Ecstasy pills, MDMA powder and drug paraphernalia with intent to use, according to the Miami-Dade County corrections website.