Butt Chugging Cough Syrup: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It!

But it's so not cool.

A 'Butt Chugger' is one who consumes alcohol through his or her anus.

It's also the best possible sentence to begin any blog post.

Butt chugging has stormed pop culture to such an extent, it even has a Wikipedia page!

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These crazy kids today..what will they think of next? Sometimes they use a funnel. Sometimes they use a soaked-tampon. More advanced butt chuggers use an enema. But no matter how one chooses to chug the butt, rest ass-ured that it always gets the party started. Yes. That was a pun.

But why? Why are these crazy kids butt chugging? For those of you who don't consider the question rhetorical, here are the reasons:

  1. Alcohol is absorbed into your bloodstream faster through your rectum than through your mouth.
  2. You can ingest alcohol without having the smell of alcohol on your breath, which often times can lead to getting grounded.
  3. Who doesn't like putting things in their ass?
  4. It's supposed to be an intense and near-instant buzz.

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Teens, be warned, savvy parents are getting wise and smelling their children's ass cracks after they return from a night of carousing (who'd be a parent?).

Butt chugging alcohol has been around for a while and naturally the trend caught on quick with the fucking stupid gullible collegiate set. In 2012 University of Tennessee Pi Kappa Alpha member Alexander “Xander" Broughton was treated for severe alcohol poisoning after “allegedly" butt chugging boxed wine. He had a blood alcohol level “well over" 0.4 percent, and he had damage in his rectum. The incident led to the frat house being banned from campus.

Butt chugging has been taken up a notch recently though, after teens discovered that the dextromethorphan (DXM) contained in some over the counter cold medicines does more than cure your cough when chugged. Devoted chuggers enjoy the kind of buzz not attainable through simply sipping a bottle of Electric Melon Mad Dog—loss of motor control, dizziness, seizures and hallucinations—these are all additional benefits to chugging cough syrup through your asshole.

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Of course the trend is being shared on social media by kids who still don't seem to get that the internet is there for EVER. Well they'll soon realize when that pic is pulled up in their first job interview.

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