While a dastardly, no good man is the subject of Carrie Underwood's new single "Good Girl," looking to break the spirit of an otherwise angelic female in question, there are no scenes of heartbreak and retaliation in the song's official video. Rather than visualize just how bad he will inevitably be to our heroine, we're served with ways to make him jealous via fashion, as multiple Carries model a slew of enviable looks that present both the good and bad sides all women can tap into. Underwood models everything from innocent lace tutus, complete with socks and sandals, to edgier red lipsticks, bangs and black leather—even oversized nerd glasses make the cut. Stereotype much? Consider her the living version of Cher Horowitz's computerized closet—although she can't help it if she looks better if your clothes than you do. Watch below.