The WTF?: Candice Swanepoel, the Hottest woman in the world according to Maxim, did a really strange tribal dance in her bikini.
The Cool: Christina Milian proved she was a total MILF with this really racy bikini snap.
The Cool: LeAnn Rimes had a very bootyful Memorial Day Weekend, sharing this cheeky snap.
The Not-So-Cool: As The New York Post so bluntly put it, “Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday.” Here is a photo from the ridiculously expensive wedding that Kim Kardashian shared on Instagram of herself kissing husband number THREE, Kanye West.
The Cool: Kylie Jenner shocked me by acting like a normal surly teenager, sharing a snap of her badass friends at the pool probably the second she landed back in Los Angeles after the Kimye wedding.
The WTF?: Uh, happy birthday brother-in-law. Thought I would just share our his-and-hers mug shots to celebrate. Khloe really did it up for Scott Disick’s special day with this bizarre flashback Instagram pic.
The Not-So-Cool: The douche also known as Justin Bieber shared another topless shot, this time with his mentor Usher, who has WAY less Instagram followers than him.
The WTF?: Here is Kylie trying to make Selena jealous by posing with Bieber late one night.
The Cool: Though I am mad at her for hanging out Justin Bieber on a boat with Cannes, Gigi Hadid looked pretty with her pals at an amfAR Gala.
The Cool: Jessica Simpson showed off her rockin’ legs in a sexy swimsuit.
The Cool: Stacy Keibler flaunted her bikini bump during her babymoon in Mexico.
The Cool: Nice hog, Carrie Underwood! The country star showed off her present from pal Miranda Lambert.
The Cool: Jordin Sparks wasn’t shy about showing off her man, Jason Derulo, topless in bed.
The Cool: Emma Watson graduated from Brown.
The WTF?: Did know they allowed you to hang onto your cell phone in jail, but somehow Wiz Khalifa managed to take this jail selfie after being tossed in the slammer for weed possession.
The Cool: Beyonce and Jay-Z totally dissed Kimye by not attending their wedding. Bey shared this snap from the Hamptons just to run it in, then pretended to play nice by sharing another from Kim and Kanye’s Vogue shoot with some BS caption.
The Cool: Katy Perry was clearly psyched about her V Magazine spread with Madonna, who looks the same age as her in this shot.
The Cool: I love Lily Allen more and more every day. Here the “Cool mum” is doing her “#drakespanxdance” topless and in Spanx.
The Cool: Mariah Carey may have scored World Music Awards trophies but the “best awards” she ever received were her kids Rox & Roe. Aw. How cute.
The Cool: Vanessa Lachey shared a sweet snap of her shirtless husband, Nick, and son, Camden.
The Cool: Scout Willis walked topless through New York City to protest Instagram’s nipple nudity policy in a campaign she calls #FreetheNipple. Rock on girl.
The Cool: Here is another photo of her. She pointed out that it is “Legal in NYC but not on @instagram.”
The Cool: Not too scared to chow down on a burger, Jessica Biel got her grub on in Tel Aviv.
The Cool: Eva Longoria found a new man. And his name is Buddha.
The Cool: Sofia Vergara and Reese “don’t you know who I am” Witherspoon continued to film their upcoming flick, with Reese ironically playing a cop.
The Cool: Sofia Vergara also used WhoSay to announce her split from fiancé Nick Loeb, the dude who founded Onion Crunch. If you even know what that is.
The Cool: Lisa Edelstein got married over Memorial Day Weekend.