Cher's New Music Video Is Basically Gay Porn (And Is Therefore Amazing)

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Cher's about the gayest gay icon a gay could have, but the ageless wonder has taken her LGBT appeal to dizzying new heights with the release of her "Take It Like a Man" remix video.

The pop icon herself doesn't actually appear in the clip, but in her place is a small army of gay Andrew Christian underwear models. The tanned hunks --all sporting comically-large bulges and rock hard bubble butts-- spend the whole video writhing around and shaking their junk. One guy washes a car with his booty, while another is mesmerized on the beach by what looks like a big swinging pendulum down somebody's pants. The clip closes with a twerk off, complete with matching underwear branded with "Hot Bottom" on the back.

Oh, and Antonio Biaggi --who some of my fellow degenerates will recognize as gay porn's premier power top-- also stars.

Cher: The eternal Empress of Pop and undisputed Queen of the Gays!