We’ll have to wait one long whole month for Sheila Weller's scandalous new tell-all The News Sorority: Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, Christiane Amanpour—and the (Ongoing, Imperfect, Complicated) Triumph of Women in TV News, but fortunately, the yummiest scoop has already hit the web.

Including the revelation that Diane Sawyer gives LOTS of blow jobs—at least, according to Katie Couric.

The Daily Beast has published a selection of the dishiest dish, including revelations such as Christiane Amanpour throwing a hissy fit after she landed a show on CNN International instead of the more popular domestic CNN—oh the indignity!—and the Couric Sawyer blow job snipe.

 

When Diane beat Katie on an interview with a 57-year-old woman who'd given birth to twins, Katie mused aloud, according to a person who heard the comment: "I wonder who she blew this time to get it."

 

Oh please baby Jesus, let it be true.

Not surprisingly, Sawyer’s peeps have been quick to shoot down the book’s credibility—Daily Beast Editor-at-Large, Lloyd Grove, writes, "Sources at ABC News, speaking on behalf of Sawyer, sought to dismiss the book's portrayal as overwrought and occasionally wrongheaded."

Meanwhile, representatives for Couric and Amanpour declined to comment on the record.