If certain anonymous source fueled reports are to be believed, Miley Cyrus has been banned from Christmas!
Or, at least from any Christmas family events involving boyfriend, and Kennedy family stalwart/dynasty heir, Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Patrick's mom, Maria Shriver, is reportedly unimpressed with Miley and her buck-wild antics, and the word is, Cyrus is personae non-gratea on the Kennedy premises over the Holidays.
According to that well respected (cough, cough!!) tabloid rag, Life & Style, Miley and Patrick won’t be spending the holidays together—as dictated by his mom's orders.
“Maria doesn’t want her there and won’t budge," a 'source' supposedly told Life &Style. "She doesn’t think it’s appropriate to have Miley around the rest of the Kennedy family.”
But, that's not where it ends—oh no, oh no sirree!
According to the rag's impeccable "anonymous sources" Patrick has been butting heads with his family over his mom's lay down of the law....
“Patrick insists on having [Miley] there—or he will not come,” the 'insider' claims...
Meanwhile, Schwarzenegger's supposed relationship with Cyrus is apparently driving a wedge between him and his family...
“They’ve been talking less and less,” Life & Style's alleged 'source' says. “Every time they do talk, it ends up in an argument where Patrick is defending Miley.”
Yeah, sure.....
Miley isn't shy about sharing naked pics on Instagram.
And if she is wearing clothes in her racy snaps, well, she might as well be naked.
By now I'd recognize that crotch from a five mile distance....
Even cowgirls get their tatas out
One (topless) woman and her horse...
Not sure why she decided to censor this snap, but whatevs...
This dude, Terry Richardson, who many people believe is the like the worst pervert in the entire universe, took a bunch of gross photos of Miley.
Miley clearly doesn't need to be on the cover of Playboy.
God bless Miley... and all who sail in her...
Looks like somebody is DYING for a pee...
Just hanging around on a wrecking ball...nekkid...
Swingin' around.....swingin'... swingin'...
Miley at her most modest...
Miley likes to use her naked body to make public service announcements
This is about as classy of an outfit I have ever seen her in.
She may not have Kate Upton sized boobs, but she loves showing them off!
Kinda clothed...well... totally clothed by Miley standards...
Miley does her very best Blue Steel...
Somebody call PETA STAT... this poor poor monkey needs rescuing...
Miley obviously knows that cleanliness is next to Godliness...
Here's Miley heading off to church...
Just another classy outfit
Miley's bangerz tour promo pic is basically one step away from a Swank cover
Miley's come hither look....
Miley's getting ready for her aerobics class...
Miley displaying her best angle once again...
Miley does Marilyn Monroe
I'm too sexy for my love... too sexy for...
Miley naked in black and white
Miley shows off her British teeth
Miley's naked cowgirl yoga pose..
Miley pays homage to Nicki Minaj
Miley's Halloween look was truly scary....
Nothing says Holiday cheer like Miley's tits and tongue..
Flasher Miley strikes again...
Poor Miley looks in physical pain.. "get these clothes off me!!"
Must be the only time Miley actually wore a top and look what happened!
Rolling Stone..tits and tongue out....
Anyone over the age of 21 should NOT attempt photos from this angle...
Miley gives herself a breast examination...
Nothing says classy like fishnet and pasties....
same tits..different photoshot....
Miley gets sultry....and pensive....
Miley's cup over-floweth....
Miley being all self reflective and shizz...
Miley's version of the classic pin-up shot...
Those look like THE most comfortable shorts in the world... NOT...
And naked on the cover of W.
She's such a shy and retiring girl that Miley
A refreshingly tit-less topless shot for once...
Well... if you've got it flaunt it I guess..
Naked Miley with hot dude...YAWN...
You know Miley... they make bikini tops for that hon....
Remember the "outrage" over THIS Annie Leibovitz Vogue cover back in the day?!! Little did we know..
Yep... that's exactly how we feel too Miley after seeing yet another of your naked photos...
