Did you know there’s a site where you can upload pictures of your poop and have people vote on it?
No shit! I mean, not kidding! It’s kinda like Hot or Not but smelly.
This vital piece of intel was passed on to me recently by an ambitious defecator whose work has made several appearances on the site. I have not left my apartment since. Not that that’s unusual.
In related news, Facebook suggested that I friend Dan Bilzerian today.
Perusing the talent on RateMyPoo was only slightly more engaging than scrolling though the faces on OK Cupid, and can best be summarized in song:
Sometimes it’s runny, sometimes it’s burnt, sometimes it’s practically water!! Sometimes it hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet 'coz it's just clinging to your sphincter and it won't drop off so you shake your ass around, try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it doooooeeees!!!!! (cough)
Mr. Hankey of South Park fame is currently involved in a legal dispute with the domain for using his likeness without his permission.
Hankey’s lawyer spoke exclusively to Popdust, “They will be forced to pay so handsomely that Mr. Hankey will never have to feel like a piece of shit again.”