Die Antwoord Kanye anal porn story is really bizarre and weird—even by usual Kanye bizarre and weird standards.
The Die Antwoord Kanye anal porn story is bizarre and weird—even by usual Kanye West bizarre and weird standards—but it's also gloriously Yeezy.
A video has surfaced of the South African band discussing how damn weird rapper, Ninja's interaction with West was.
It turned so weird and creepy apparently, that they ended up blocking his phone number.
Hahaha.
Oh shit son, if Die Antwoord find you too weird, then you just know you've got to be really damn weird.
Like, totally out there weird—weirder than the very weirdest of weird.
According to Ninja, Kanye texted him to come to his house—which, Ninja says was the “whitest, huge great mansion in the very whitest area."
He goes on to claim that Kanye told him he has to take pills, because “he freaks out and loses his shit sometimes…
"Like if he doesn't take his pills, he loses his shit and screams.."
Hahaha… no! Really?!!!
The ever-awesome Yolandi Visser chimes in at this point, “so, is he like mental?" she asks.
“Yeah," confirms Ninja, continuing on with his story.
The 41-year-old claims that just as he and West started getting down to creating a “sick new track" suddenly:
Kanye turns around and switches on a bum, like, an ass sex…anal sex video, and he starts like… like a random anal sex video. And then Kanye says, "why is this guy, why is he putting his whole hand in her ass with his dick…" and I was like, I was just like…….
And then he turns back to me and says, "yo sorry, yeah, what were you saying?"
Then, when I'm about to start talking about the track again, Kanye's like "do you like banana pudding?"
And I'm like, I don't know because I don't know if pudding is the same as dessert, if it means like, banana pudding…. you're just watching this bum sex video, and you turn around and I'm about… and, I'm like…
Then he says, "yo, wifey made some banana pudding."
And sure enough, according to Ninja, West wasn't talking in euphemisms, because wifey really had made some banana pudding.
So, he sat down and ate it with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in their immaculately clean kitchen.
Then, Kanye busted out with the fried chicken apparently, before Ninja managed to make his excuses and leave.
But, not before doing the washing up.
Oh, and yes, he tells his band member-baby momma that he has since blocked Kanye's number because he was so “creeped out" by him.
Amazing, just amazing.
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