Donald Trump took to his desk and video channel to recognize the achievement of white rapper Mac Miller, whose song "Donald Trump" just hit 20 million views on YouTube. While Trump doesn't actually admit to listening to the track in full—dirty language, natch—he goes ahead and proclaims the 19-year-old "the new Eminem" anyway, proving himself fearless in the eyes of angry blog commenters everywhere who spend their waking hours trolling for opportunities like this to angrily type "blasphemy." It's also high praise when the musical choices of The Donald include Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Then again, if a song named after us got 20 million views anywhere, we'd do just about anything, too. This is ludicrous when considering Em's 13 Grammy Awards, but Trump does know how to spot raw talent; he hired Bret Michaels.