Whew, that is good to know, right? Here we though we might get a President who was completely useless and unqualified for the job as leader of the free world!
Not only was Mr. Trump an amazing lay but on their very first date, he gave the Penthouse Pet a copy of his book, The Art of the Deal and advised her to change her name from Sandra Korn to Sandra Taylor.
So romantic. To quote Taylor, "Omigosh!"
Now, as relieved as we are to learn that The Donald is good in bed, we mustn't rely on the testimony of just one Penthouse Pet. So I am happy to report that Trump's former wife Marla Maples corroborates the story. According to Marla, he was the best lover she ever had.
Can Trump please add this credit to his other accomplishments as his campaign progresses? I think it would reassure women that he indeed cherishes them.
But wait. Not to be a Doubting Thomas, but two questions remain.
Was he okay about, you know, menstruation?
And was he as good as Bill Clinton?