Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker—everyone’s favorite bat shit crazy teen mom-turned-porn star is back—girlfriend is looking for love and she’s as gloriously insane as ever
The Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker teaser clip shows the world girlfriend's back.
And, she’s as cray cray as ever.
Abraham is one of the subjects of Patti Stanger’s new show, Million Dollar Matchmaker.
In the teaser, Stanger vows to turn a bunch of mentally unstable losers in love into viable date material.
Good luck with that love.
There’s Abraham doing what she does best—flapping her fake-nailed hands in the air and crying.
"I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the 25-year-old whines.
Yeah, that’s a really tough one Farrah.
We’re gonna have to have a really long, hard think about that.
There’s also that plastic-surgery addicted, Human Ken doll guy, Justin Jedlica.
Stanger sends him on a date with a dude in a blindfold.
So he can learn to rely on his conversation skills and personality, rather than his looks alone.
Hahah.
Oh, and there’s some schlubby chick, who vows she’s “a 10.”
Stranger soon shoots her down though—reassuring her, no, no you’re not.
Way to go Patti!
It’s all tied together with the usual, tears, drama and insane screaming—mainly from Stanger.
But we’re confident Abraham will add to it with a quota of her own unique cray cray.
Stanger warns she’s going to have to “break down” the mentally unstable losers in love.
Shouldn’t be too hard given the mentally unstable circumstances.
Stanger vows she’s going to “Build them back up!”
About as much chance of that happening as the Mexican government paying for Trump’s wall.
Stanger screams:
If I can't fix you up, who the fuck can?!!!
Indeed Ms. Stanger….indeed.
Scroll down to watch the Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker teaser clip
And tune into WE TV, tonight at 10pm ET to catch the entire train wreck in all it’s screamingly insane glory.
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