Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to go and yet your vagina steamed, right this second.
What's that you say? You don't HAVE a vagina? Well, go anyway!
Yes, the Queen of bizarre lifestyle tips is recommending a high-end Korean spa in Santa Monica called Tikkun Holistic Spa. As well as the usual massages and sauna therapies, they offer one very specific treatment.
"The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al," says Gwynnie. " It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it."
According to the Tikkun spa's website (which shows a woman sweetly enjoying a beverage while having her lady-flower blasted with steam) "Mugwort leaves and flower buds are boiled and steamed and applied to a specific area of the body (perineum) for detoxification."
Also: "Although touted for its use for women, it may also be used for both men and women who suffer from hemorrhoid discomfort."
There ya go, fellas! Told you there was something in it for you too.
Sources confirm to Us Weekly that Gwyneth had her ladyparts steamed just last week, following up the cleansing treatment with a full body scrub, massage, and facial.
So if you see her, do compliment her on having a beautifully fresh kitty, won't you?