As we've learned from recent events, One Direction fans—known as "Directioners"—are not a subtle bunch.
When the news officially came out that 1D hunk Zayn Malik was engaged to Little Mix's Perrie Edwards this morning, some of Zayn's fans—known as "Zayn Girls," because sub-fandoms also require a name—were naturally a wee bit affected. Let's just say that when a Directioner's heart breaks, they'll pop a caps lock in anyone's a$$ who tells 'em to calm down.
DONT TELL US ZAYN GIRLS WE ARE FUCKING OVERREACTING IF YOUR FAVE WAS PART OF AN ENGAGED RUMOUR YOUD FUCKING SHOOT EVERYONE FUCK RIGHT OFF
— broken (@MALIKSTURBATE) August 21, 2013
FOR THOSE OF YOU BRINGING UP ZERRIE CHILDREN PLEASE STOP BECAUSE IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR THE ZAYN GIRLS WITHOUT CHILDREN TALK FUCK— sammy (@fondforharry) August 21, 2013
GUYS HOW DO WE KBOW THAT ZAYN GOR ENGAHESD WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISNNT OK IM IN HYSTERICS
— diana (@cakemaliks) August 21, 2013
zayn just friend-zoned the pure shit out of the whole fandom
— kimmers (@letstwerkharry) August 21, 2013
**THIS POEM IS FOR ALL THE ZAYN GIRLS IF YOU WANT TO CRY YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME TO TALK TO ME** pic.twitter.com/C15xwbZEYp— cel (@d4ylightafi) August 21, 2013
WHY DOES ZAYN HAVE TO BE THE KEVIN JONAS IN THE BAND AND GET ENGAGED FIRST DAMN IT
— mariam (@malikyourface_) August 21, 2013
Zayn and Perrie got engaged Liam told us to fuck off Can things get worse than this?
— Zayn/5 plz (@iZaynMaliksTeam) August 21, 2013
ZAYN IS GETTING MARRIED NO WHAT THE FUCK
— ~beyonce~ (@iloveyouzaynx) August 21, 2013
oh my god Zayn is engaged don't look at me
— 1D Updates (@1DUpdateCenter) August 21, 2013