It doesn't matter whether MDNA sent you into a sin- and dancing and not-drugs-aided frenzy or whether you thought it was a reductive, rote exercise in modern dance-pop. If you're a reader of this site, you would've given multiple possessions and probably several actual years of your life to attend the party thrown for Madonna's record hitting No. 1, just to say you were in the same room as her shimmying for joy or flinging cake at her crew. Whether it's because of Madonna fandom or just because you'd be in the same room as a celebrity is irrelevant.

But you're only thinking one thing now, right? Video, or it never happened. Here you go. This might be one of the most joyous things about that record.