If you watched the Mad Men episode of two Sundays ago, you are likely still going nuts about the gift that has been Fat Betty
Draper Francis, the show's most hated character gone corpulent. Fat Betty Draper Francis has been the subject of countless snarky internet critiques, a couple absolutely brilliant memes, and now, the viral video that the phenomenon truly deserves. "Fat Betty" rhymes with, has the same number of syllables as and a similar cadance to the hook of Ram Jam's late-'70s hellraising southern rock classic "Black Betty," and thus, South Music & Sound Design has given us an entire song and video around that precept. Once you get "Fat Betty had a child / Blam-a-blam / Ate all of her ice cream / Blam-a-blam" into your life, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.
One word of caution, though: This video does contain that clip of Sea Monster Betty getting out of the bathtub. Twice.