You know when you’re masturbating and you think to yourself, “God, I’d love to share this moment with everyone I know!”
Well, your prayers have been answered by a horny, autumn-haired Ellen Page-lookin’ innovator.
Introducing the dildo selfie stick, which comes with it’s own selfie-stand: your vagina! Or for the narcissistic masturbating male, your rectum!
Now You Can Put Your Dearly Departed’s Ashes In A Dildo!
And that’s another genius aspect of the dildo-selfie stick. It allows for some creative license in terms of orifice choice.
“Want to share your ‘O’ face? Get this dildo-selfie stick, and stick it up your...” the inventor cheers!
And while red seems to have a tongue-in-cheek approach to this ingenious device, Kim Kardashian will likely take it far more seriously.
The Ultimate Sex Toy For Foot Worshippers—NSFW
Take a look at a demonstration of the dildo selfie stick:
The Most Inappropriate, Worst, And Downright Dreadful, Selfies
Danish prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, UK prime minister David Cameron, and US president Barack Obama enjoying a good selfie... at the Nelson Mandela memorial. I'm with Michelle Obama on this one
Gran's face says it all, really
Someone forgot to flush...
Breanna Mitchell looks like shes loving it at Auschwitz...
Ricky Gervais is notorious for his bathroom selfies
Technically not a selfie, but this is vile. Female hunter Rebecca Francis looks so proud of herself after killing this giraffe
Parenting skills; ratchet edition
Another of Ricky Gervais, yeah, yeah, we know.... but we just had to
Is there any event in which people won't take selfies?
Poor poor Amanda Bynes....
This mother has her priorities in a bit of a mix
Bathtime selfie with Ricky Gervais
Selfies at East Village, New York gas explosion
Boundaries don't exist between these two, it seems
Don't hate the playa, hate the game
Democrat communications expert near site of NYC explosion
When London riots happened, only the baddest stole basmati rice, brrrrrrap
Another fun night out in town
Another Ricky Gervais classic
Get your mind out of the gutter
Taking selfies with homeless people seems to be a thing
Quality family time spent with gran
Kim Kardashian can't stop, wont stop, even when at the dentist
Yep...Ricky Gervais again, because these selfies are art
Nicolas Cage does not look in any condition to be pestered for selfies
There are some things nobody wants to see
Probably best not to take selfies on a stolen ipad, like this young lady does
Gotta give him points for creativity
Looks like Tom Hank is figuring out this whole selfie thing
Just an inch or two to the right and down a bit mate....
Cop doesn't find it as amusing
Nice sentiment, but was it really at an appropriate time?
