"Brad Paisley new album A++ trolling," tweeted music writer Jon Caramanica in response to the recently leaked tracklist to Paisley's upcoming LP, Wheelhouse. He's not far off. Usually, tracklist announcements are really non-starters as actual news stories—oh, you have a song called "Up All Night" and one track features Future, brilliant—butWheelhouse has some serious eye-wideners buried amidst its song titles and features. Take a look:
1. "Bon Voyage"
2. "Southern Comfort Zone" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace]
3. "Beat This Summer" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Luke Laird]
4. "Outstanding In Our Field" (Featuring Dierks Bentley and Roger Miller with Hunter Hayes on guitar) [Brad Paisley/Mike Dean/Chris DuBois/Lee Thomas Miller/Roger Miller]
5. "Pressing On A Bruise" (Featuring Mat Kearney) [Brad Paisley/Mat Kearney/Kelley
6. "I Can't Change The World" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace]
7. "幽女" [Brad Paisley/Justin Williamson/Randle Currie]
8. "Karate" (Featuring Charlie Daniels) [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace]
9. "Death of a Married Man" (Featuring Eric Idle) [Brad Paisley]
10. "Harvey Bodine" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace]
11. "Tin Can On A String" [Brad Paisley/Ashley Gorley/Kelley Lovelace]
12. "Death Of A Single Man" [Brad Paisley/Kelley Lovelace/Lee Thomas Miller]
13. "The Mona Lisa" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois]
14. "Accidental Racist" (Featuring LL Cool J) [Brad Paisley/Lee Thomas Miller/LL
15. "Runaway Train" [Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace]
16. "Those Crazy Christians" [Brad Paisley/Kelley Lovelace]
17. "Officially Alive" [Brad Paisley]
Now, we know Brad has been trying harder to branch out a little recently, and based on the early returns—five-minute anthem "Southern Comfort Zone," one of our favorite country songs of last year—that's a good thing. But there is some serious wackiness here. Let's run it down:
1. Just some weird-ass song titles. Without getting into the really crazy ones, there's head-scratchers like "Outstanding in Our Field," "Officially Alive," "Pressing on a Bruise," and our persona favorite, "Those Crazy Christians." Hard to guess from any of those titles what the accompanying songs are actually about, which is sort of a rarity for a genre that doesn't place much of a premium on mystery or subtlety.
2. Both "Death of a Married Man" and "Death of a Single Man," just a couple tracks apart? Some kind of "Marriage, can't live with it, can't live without it" type joke? The beginning of Paisley's morbid phase? Interesting.
3. Speaking of "Married Man," what the hell is Eric Idle doing on this album? The 69-year-old Monty Python comedian doesn't exactly strike us as a kindred spirit with Paisley, and we didn't even know he was still recording.
4. Of course that's nothing compared to "Accidental Racist" (featuring LL Cool J), which has now officially become our most-anticipated new recording of the year. Like...what, possibly?
5. But even more perplexing than that might be the mid-album two-fer of "幽女"—translated as "quiet female," according to Caramanica anyway—followed by "Karate" (featuring Charlie Daniels). We'd make an "Is this gonna be the best country / Asian crossover since..?" joke, but we can't even think of a good "since."
Well, if Paisley's looking to get us excited about the album, this is a pretty good way to do it—so much so that we're a little worried that maybe he is just in fact trolling us, and the real album is just 12 guest-less tracks with titles like "Girl You Know I Miss You" and "My Hat Is My Hat." Either way, kudos.
Plus celebrities react to Nigerian protests.
Young people across Nigeria have been pouring into the streets for the last two weeks to protest police brutality, specifically the controversial special police force known as the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS).
Tension came to a head on Tuesday when armed forces fired on protestors in Lagos, the biggest city in Nigeria, who were out past the state-mandated curfew. According to AP News, "Police also fired tear gas at one point, and smoke could be seen billowing from several areas in the city's center. Two private TV stations were forced off the air at least temporarily as their offices were burned."
Not all non-binary people prefer gender-neutral pronouns.
October 21, 2020 marks the third annual International Pronouns Day.
Created by an independent board and first observed in 2018, it's one of those small commemorative holidays that trends on Twitter in hopes of drawing attention to a pressing social issue, like International Women's Day (March 8th) or the ever so serious National Taco Day (October 4).
But Pronouns Day in particular "seeks to make respecting, sharing, and educating about personal pronouns commonplace." The organization's website further describes, "Referring to people by the pronouns they determine for themselves is basic to human dignity. Being referred to by the wrong pronouns particularly affects transgender and gender nonconforming people. Together, we can transform society to celebrate people's multiple, intersecting identities."
But in the words of nonbinary activist and Trevor Project's Head of Advocacy and Government Afairs, Sam Brenton, "Pronouns are hard." Never before have pronouns been scrutinized as closely as they are in 2019 for their power to (in)validate or accurately describe something as fluid as gender identity. In fact, it was only this year that the Merriam-Webster Dictionary expanded the definition of "they" "to refer to a single person whose gender identity is nonbinary" (thus codifying a long history in English language of using "they" to refer to a singular non-gendered entity).
‘Everyone has the responsibility to be respectful.’ — The @TrevorProject’s Sam Brinton is explaining why pronouns a… https://t.co/pMMO8KRvBR— NowThis (@NowThis)1571253180.0
But throwing an additional wrench in the works is the fact that not all non-binary people prefer gender-neutral pronouns.
Take me, for instance: Despite having female biology, I couldn't pass a lie detector test saying I'm a "woman." But my pragmatic, Puritan family is still endearingly confused by the idea of "liberal arts," let alone the notion of gender fluidity. And I'd rather share a communal language with them than do the emotional and mental labor of re-orienting their worldview for them. Plus, I have the privilege of passing as female without feeling too, too, terribly dysphoric (which non-binary people can definitely suffer from, despite not identifying as trans).
But enough about me, look at Queer Eye's beloved Jonathan Van Ness. While he's been outspoken about being genderqueer, gay, and HIV positive, he prefers he/him pronouns. "The older I get, the more I think that I'm nonbinary," Van Ness said. "I'm gender nonconforming. Like, some days I feel like a man, but then other days I feel like a woman." As he told Out magazine, he doesn't identify as a man, but he does prefer "he/him/his" pronouns. In his view, those pronouns don't detract from or contradict his non-binary identity, because gender is not about simple binaries between masculine and feminine identifiers. "Any opportunity I have to break down stereotypes of the binary, I am down for it, I'm here for it," he said. "I think that a lot of times gender is used to separate and divide. It's this social construct that I don't really feel like I fit into the way I used to."
On the other hand, last month non-binary singer Sam Smith announced that their preferred pronouns are "they/them." Smith posted to Instagram, "I've decided I am changing my pronouns to THEY/THEM ❤ after a lifetime of being at war with my gender I've decided to embrace myself for who I am, inside and out." People like Smith and Trevor Project's Sam Brenton simply feel more validated, seen, heard, and true to themselves with gender-neutral pronouns. Smith wrote, "I'm so excited and privileged to be surrounded by people that support me in this decision but I've been very nervous about announcing this because I care too much about what people think but f*ck it!"
Most importantly, as pretty much every non-binary person and activist is aware, changing cultural norms is hard. While LGBTQ+ activism is inspired and passionate and dedicated to expanding human rights to all gender identities, we all know that changing society's entire understanding of gender and pronoun usage is about slowly opening minds. As Smith wrote, "I understand there will be many mistakes and mis gendering but all I ask is you please please try. I hope you can see me like I see myself now. Thank you." Happy Pronouns Day to you/him/her/they/(f)aer/zim.