Jen was at the premiere of her new movie, She's Funny That Way in LA on Wednesday evening, but her beautiful Roland Mouret jumpsuit and flawless hair and make up had a shiny new accessory—her wedding band.
The question that everyone wanted answered from the newlywed was—how the hell did she manage to keep the wedding a secret? Giving a lesson to all those celebs who claim that the publicity of their life is uninvited and a living hell, she said;
"Where there is a will, there is a way."
Yes that's right folks. It is totally possibly to do things privately even when you are one of the most photographed women of your generation. During their three year engagement Junnifer (we're trying it on for size) have kept a dignified silence on the numerous outlandish rumors swirling around their romance. As Kate Moss famously says "never complain, never explain".
Their secret wedding was made slightly easier to pull off by the fact that the guests were told they were coming to Theroux's birthday party. During an appearance on Good Morning America the interviewer then asked Jennifer most penetrating and insightful question he could think of;
"Are you deliriously happy?"
Of course Jen exclaimed "Yes!" Shock horror! Stop Press! The headline just writes itself..."Newlywed woman is happy!"
Seriously what the fuck else is she going to say?? "No, actually I feel a bit pissed off about the whole thing, I only married him due to the media pressure and to make Brad jealous".
It's like the reporters who get on the track at the Olympics and shove the microphone under the nose of some poor athlete who's just given everything they've got, their lungs are exploding, they have reached the pinnacle of their sporting ambition and broken a world record / won a gold medal and say;
"How do you feel?"
I am just waiting for one of them to scream "how the fuck do you think I feel?".
Anyway...congratulations again Jennifer and Justin.