Jennifer Aniston better be pregnant this time, or stop hiding her belly with her handbag and baggy clothes.It's not her fault that the tabloids have reported her miracle pregnancies for years, but teasing us like this will only make matters worse.
Photos of Jen in a bikini with a nice pot belly sparked a flurry of new rumors that Jen has flamed by going around with various props obscuring her stomach, as though confirming the speculation that her spokesperson flatly denied.
Jen, we can't take it.
Be pregnant this time!
You can show Angie that you're still sporting an entire reproductive system!
You can make up the stupidest name known to man and then add Aniston-Theroux for the win!
If she's not pregnant and merely fucking with us, I think we should go on strike.
We should start a petition saying 'Jen Aniston, Go Big or Go Home'!
Because we're sick of this emotional roller-coaster. If she's just put on weight, she should come forward and say so. If she needs some better Spanx, Justin should buy some when he's not too busy trying on leather jackets and getting hair transplants.
Do I make myself clear?
I'm at breaking point with this pregnancy shit.
Here's some of Jen's recent responses to questions about having kids:
that's a topic that's so exhausted. I get nervous around that, just because it's very personal. Who knows if it's going to happen? It's been a want. We're doing our best.
And paraphrased in the Daily Mail:
Something greater is calling out to me.The accusation that I've put my career before the want, the desire to be a mother. This continually is said about me: that I was so career-driven and focused on myself; that I don't want to be a mother, and how selfish that is.
Right, okay then!
Put up or shut up, Jen. It's time.