In case you missed it, Justin Bieber just wrapped the worst month ever. After a month of stage faints, battery charges, and monkey-stealing incidents, you'd think Bieber would launch the month of April with a slew of good, legal decisions.

Legal? Yes. Good? No.




Stop it.



What's your excuse, Biebs? Just bein' Miley? Bald Britney phase? Either way, he's doing a fantastic job of looking like a lesbian and/or becoming Vanilla Ice.