The clothes were very similar to Yeezy Season 1: Form-fitting leotards and leggings, unwearable for the masses except at yoga and dance class.
The menswear was described succinctly in a twitter comment as 'derelicts from Zoolander' while other reactions included 'for homeless anorexics' and 'is this a joke?'
The biggest surprise was the nearly flat stomach Kim Kardashian revealed in her beige-on-beige Yeezy outfit. Either the outfit functioned as a weapons-grade girdle, or the new baby was away at a meeting.
Kanye was rewarded at the show's conclusion with enthusiastic cheers, because Kanye.