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Kanye West really isn’t one to let things go.
Case in point—he is STILL banging on about how his ass is definitely, certainly, 100 percent a no finger zone.
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As Popdust previously reported, last month, Kanye felt the need to clarify what he does, and does not, like when it comes to sexi-times, after his ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose, Twitter taunted him.
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Yeezy shot straight back, via Twitter:
Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass…. I don’t do that…. I stay away from that area all together
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I’m not into that kind of shit…. I like pictures and videos. Me and my wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends
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OK, that clears that up, right? There's no doubt now that Kanye definitely does NOT like a little finger play…..yeah?
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Well, just to be sure, West was banging on about it yet again last night—and luckily TMZ was there to catch it all on video—which you can watch right here on Popdust.
During a rambling, 20 minute rant at Hollywood hotspot, 1 OAK, West claimed Rose is a liar, and insisted, "that bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass."
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"I don't play like that,” he vowed, just to make sure it was all crystal clear.
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And, because really, when it comes down to it, Kanye is just a big old butt sore baby, he also had to go on about Taylor Swift—yet again.
Although she didn’t name check West directly, it was obvious that Swift was referring to the 38-year-old during her Grammys acceptance speech on Monday night.
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Not surprisingly, T-Swizzle was pissed at West over his new song Famous, which includes the line, “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/ Why? I made that bitch famous.”
She hit back:
I just want to say to all the young women out there, there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments—or your fame—but if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people sidetrack you, some day when you get where you’re going, you’ll look around and you will know that it was you and the people who love who put you there and that will be the greatest feeling in the world. Thank you.
So, yeah, Kanye just had to get the last word in there too—telling the crowd that after first writing the line about Swift, he had talked it over with “the wife” then called Swift directly, read it to her, and that she "ooohed" her approval in response.
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Somewhere, in Kanye West alternate reality land this very probably happened.
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Oh, just to further bore everyone, West finished it all with a quick promo for his buddy Jay Z’s beleaguered music streaming service, Tidal.
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And, when the crowd didn’t react in a suitably enthusiastic manner, he went OFF at them—because, Kanye West.
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