If you're going to tell us you pray your dick's as big as the Eiffel Tower, well, it's only right that you include actual photographic evidence of how big the Eiffel Tower is. You know, for proof of your ambitions.

Luckily Kendrick Lamar is nothing if not a polite young lad, and he flew all the way to Paris to include Gustav Eiffel's legendary creation in his new video for "Backseat Freestyle," the rabid good kid m.A.A.d. city track that includes that immortal boast. And guess what? The Eiffel Tower is big! So big in fact, that we doubt Kendrick actually wants his dick to get that big. (He'd have to get new pants!)

And, while he's providing literal visualizations of the track's lyrics, Kendrick also makes time for a good old twerking session from a lady named Sherane, just in time for the verse dedicated to his lady's ass. And, though it makes him "come so quick, but I never get embarrassed," the same can't be said for video-Kendrick. Plenty of embarrassment on that face, for sure.

Check out the video below. There's even a skit to please the good kid m.A.A.d. city diehards!